-Lana, show your ass for the camera, or else you WILL be flogged. And I mean proper flogged, as in this is a fucking Arabic Harem compound, and you have been bought as a fucking slave. Get it?
-Like... uh... this, sir?
-Good. Hold that pose and let me get a few snapshots from this direction.
-Why are you taking so many pictures, Sir?
-They are for the Sultan. His Highness has not decided which of the new girls are beautiful enough to be tested.
-Tested, Sir?
-We'll come to that later. Now arch your back a bit more.
-Why is this mural of a cat and a woman, Sir? I thought cats were an Egyptian thing, and that portraying humans was not allowed in Islam?
-What? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you want to be flogged? That was cheeky, missy.
-Sorry, Sir.
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